Flunkette
DON'T PANIC!
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2012-06-02
Source: macaroonus
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“I like that I stick out. I was watching ‘Valentine’s Day’ on the plane recently. I have a tiny part in that movie. I was watching all the women — Jessica Biel, and Emma Roberts, and Jennifer Garner and Julia Roberts. They are gorgeous women, and I don’t want to take anything away from them, but they all do have a very classical look, with a very thin nose. I’m watching this parade of these faces and then, boom, it was my face, and I was taken aback. I was like, ‘Oh, my nose is so big!’ I have never in my life thought I had a big nose, but, well, there it was. The first time I was on TV, on ‘Flight of the Conchords,’ someone put up a YouTube clip and said, ‘You’re too ugly to be on TV.’ And I was like, ‘That is exactly why it’s a good thing that I’m on TV.’”
(via letssaynotonormal)
Source: eduardosuaverin
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2012-05-12
“Maybe I’ll call Poirot, see if he can work out why, yeah?”
(via flushwithcash)
Source: flushwithcash
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I have had this exact experience. We bought 2000 in hopes they’d take care of the aphids plaguing our broccoli.
You are supposed to keep them in the fridge so they stay dormant. Problem is, THEY WAKE UP FAST AND GO BACK TO SLEEP REAL SLOW.
“Cutest infestation ever” —Mitch Hedberg
(via jonnyathan)
Source: littlegenim
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2012-05-02
Source: missravenblack
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Okay Richard
Source: simon-quinlank
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2012-04-09
YES YES YES. This makes me so happy inside.
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Source: twitter.com
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Lesbians in PDX caught me in my natural habitat, eating whole pizzas and drinking Andre.
Leigh.
Three Fun Facts.
1. She speaks almost exclusively in catchphrases.
2. Things she is good at winning include spelling bees, booze cruise talent shows, and informal high hair competitions. Things she is good at losing include books she’s borrowed, pageants, and her train of thought.
3. She describes her personal style as “Kelly Bundy goes on a bender at Dollywood.”
Everything about this is awesome.
Everything Everything.
Source: lesbiansinpdx
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2012-03-29
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]Jon Richardson and Bridget Christie join Pappy’s for the first episode of a brand new series. And this must be our most competitive show yet with Jon and Bridget’s brooding rivalry boiling over several times. As it is themed around lightbulbs, naturally the show contains elements of German singing, ghosts and errant cyclists (and thanks to Abby for the beef). So… A new series… What’s refreshingly new? What’s lazily the same? Bits and lots are the answers almost certainly in that order. If you want to support the show please talk about it!
This is excellent.
Source: soundcloud.com
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2012-03-27
(via letssaynotonormal)
Source: brain-food
